Whoever said Singaporeans were sexually repressed have never Googled “where to buy dick cakes in Singapore”.

Although these naughty cakes are usually customised for bachelorette parties, there’s no reason why you can’t get bless your next birthday party with a deliciously T H I C C, creamy, chocolate cake.

Bon appetit.

Sensational Cakes

Order online: Via Google form
Email: scake88@gmail.com
Telephone: 9190 3668
Address: 253 Joo Chiat Road, S(427507)

1. This cake celebrating wholesome open relationships

*heavy French accent* Or if you like le menage a trois, you can try zis cake.

Order cake: Via Google form

2. For the friend with big dick energy

That detailing!

Look how happy he is!

Order cake: S$50

Mei Yu Cakes

Order online: Via website
Email: sales@mycakes.com.sg
Telephone: 9233 4959
Address: Blk 44 Bendemeer Road, #01-1448, S(330044)

3. No nipplez

“Happy Boobday to the most strongest mom.” Why.

Order cake: S$172.50

4. Sum nippies

Order cake: S$142.50

5. All da nippies

Order cake: S$100

Naughty Cakes

Order online: Via website
Email: naughtycakes@mycakes.com.sg
Telephone: 9741 1351
Address: Blk 44 Bendemeer Road, #01-1448, S(330044)

For self-collection, enter discount code “SELFCOLLECT” during checkout. Delivery charge is S$35.

6. For your f-boy friend who can’t keep his dick in his pants

Smol penis fren says, “Hi it me!!!”

Order cake: S$180

7. This eruption of volcanic proportions

“Pok pok putanginamo”.

Order cake: S$120

8. Because sis, you should claim your sexuality

Order cake: S$150

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The White Ombre

Order online: Via website
Email: Via online form
Telephone: 6254 6434
Address: 206 Toa Payoh N, #01-1209, S(310206)

9. Perfect peaches do exist

Sugoi, kimochi.

Order cake: Enquire price here and here

10. For the high-SES ah beng

A man of taste.

EMPORIO ARMANI SIBO.

If you can’t afford the real Emporio Armani undies for him, you can at least give him a taste.

Order cake: Enquire price here

Le Petit Empire Designer Cakes Singapore

Order online: Via website
Email: sales@designercakes.sg
Telephone: 9855 4223

11. If you like your man clean-shaven and circumcised

Make a wish, Rakhee. Also, can someone tell me where does the candle go?

Order cake: Enquire here

12. For the pun masters

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

Order cake: Enquire here

Buying Naughty Cakes In Singapore

In all seriousness, these local bakers are amazingly talented. If you’d like to order PG13 custom cakes for birthday parties or weddings, do take a look at their catalogs.

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