Between cringey pickup lines and sexual propositions, the conversation openers made by guys on dating apps range from being kind of sad to a little confounding to absolutely rage-inducing.
For your viewing pleasure, I’ve compiled a list of the most horrifying/hilarious/ridiculous messages my friends and I have had the honour of receiving.
If at first you don’t succeed, ask the girl something inappropriate.
Why are you so angry?
Something tells me you’re probably not that good at it.
I hope I can use that thicker object to wrap my hair up.
At least he’s spot-on about the fact that I would never, ever, be keen.
Nice severely lacking sense of self-awareness.
I want to sign all my work emails off with this now.
Definitely overcompensating.
I think I’ll pass, dude.
No, and please use your sportscar to drive away from me.
Wonderful conversation starter.
Honest and also inappropriate.
There are so many awesome, cool people on these sites, but when your inbox is inundated with messages like these, it’s hard to not deactivate your online dating account.
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