Let’s be honest—pick up lines are the worst. I dislike them, my girlfriends hate them, and yet boys still slide endlessly into our DMs using pick up lines.
While some of them earn a chuckle or two, most are either overtly inappropriate or straight up cringe-worthy.
We asked Singaporean girls about the cheesiest pick up lines they’ve gotten, and their responses are enough to put a bowl of mac and cheese to shame. But we’ll let you be the judge and decide if they’re creepy or creative.
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“It’s 2024, dude. I belong to myself.”
Jia Ying, 25
“As if I need another reason not to stay in Yishun.”
Ashley, 25
“The writer in me wanted to edit his work and send it back to him. But A+ for effort though.”
Lauren, 26
“Dirty but impressive. We even started sexting after.”
Jackie, 21
“Them ~ feels ~.”
Jie Ying, 22
“Erm, what are the chances of this conversation even going anywhere?”
June, 22
“If my dad’s real name isn’t John Walker, this pick-up line would have worked.”
Kim, 21
“I felt my eyes roll into the back of my skull.”
Tan, 23
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“It was a promising set up with an anti-climactic punchline.”
Yu Lin, 23
“You seven years old is it?”
Shu Ying, 25
“That escalated very quickly.”
Jade, 19
“You must have very high alcohol tolerance then. *insert sly emoji face*”
Patricia, 23
“I guess if I was into BDSM, maybe I would have found this arousing.”
Eunice, 25
“What even???”
Lei Shan, 23
“If I shone, would there even be a need for a torchlight?”
Sarah, 22
“Why did I think Bugs Bunny when I read this? Childhood RUINED.”
Lilian, 21
Although pick up lines may seem like a great way to break the ice, it can come across creepy if used inappropriately.
But that’s not to say ALL pick up lines have a zero percent success rate. As long as you’re not sexist about it, there’s a good chance she’ll message you back.
This article was first published on 19 October 2017 and last updated on 21 January 2024.
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