Chinese New Year’s round the corner but you’re still single. If you’re afraid ah ma is gonna bombard you with questions, fret not, for the internet has your back. If you’re tired of guys on Tinder, your last resort could be to buy/rent one. Guaranteed to keep nosy relatives’ interrogation at bay, here are boyfriends you can buy on Carousell for even $0.01.
Disclaimer: we suspect most of them are fully unaware of their online personas that entail ‘single and ready to mingle’. Probably kena sabo by their friends. But as the joker said, why so serious?
“Virgin. Has very exaggerated reactions. Current Pes E soldier. Drinks alot of water. Shits white. Calls people for a living. Not a telemarketer. No refunds. Missing gall bladder.”
Listed in: Textbooks.
“Has many relationships before. Loves God. Partner must be Christian. THIS IS NOT A SALE BUT MATCHMAKING. Once broken considered sold.”
Listed in: Gardening & Plants
“Multiple Ds. Coder in the making. Next Steve Jobs or Mark Zuckerberg. Can be gangsta or naise.”
Listed in: K-Wave
“Renting ex-boyfriend for being an asshole because he lies a lot. $50/hour.”
Caption: “Take him.”
Listed in: Women’s Fashion
Listed in: Women’s Fashion
Listed in: Toys
Because home is where the heart is…
“Lol okay I need someone to help me transfer $1 to a DBS account! It’s a very small amount but please help. Commission: 50 cents.”
If all options fail, just get this T-shirt. For those who are tired of explaining themselves this Chinese New Year, you’ll never need to repeat yourself.
Better hair days ahead.
Dark circles who?
How many phone cases do we need?
FYI for your next JB trip!